It will come as no surprise to many of you to learn that I have absolutely no idea what is going in this section.  As usual, I'll find out when I do it.

Perhaps I had better start with a warning to avoid any misunderstandings.
Much of the material in this area will be somewhat adult in nature, and if any of it is politically correct then I can promise you it was an accident.  Consequently, if you are very young or prone to being upset I urge you to go elsewhere.   I would hate to corrupt or upset anyone.  If you are reasonably mature and depraved then I shall see what I can do to entertain you.

Okay, I've just had an idea.  No, I'm telling porkies, I've actually been thinking about this for a while, but I thought that was a rather flash way of introducing it.  Anyway, I'm about (as of this writing, 12/02/99, or for those from the left side of the pond I won't write this for another 10 months) to launch a new mailing list devoted to items of an amusing nature.  If you would like more details or to subscribe then click on this link.

I'll set up some sort of archive of items I've posted in various places in the past.  Not really sure how I'm going to go about this, but I'll need some sort of index.  I think I'll put that here.

There is more to come once I have sorted out the above bits, but I'll call it a day for now.  I shall leave you with a little joke.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.
Catweasel