Jon tried and tried. dustbunny, too.
Don Albertson tried, but you haven't a clue.
Adam and Craig, they both tried,
And Thomas Harper, he nearly cried.
Janni gave you a wonderful clue,
Mike Rothman, M. D. had one too.
Henry tried, but you wouldn't listen.
Bob Webber knocked, but your brain was missin'
Then I stepped in, I spelled it out.
Still you continued to drool and spout.
Twisted and Dan, newbies both,
Clued by example, and I quoth:
"Shut the fuck up, now here's my post."
Wolfgang Wüster did his utmost.
Sam Kington spoke up, Shayne did too.
'Twas all for nought, they didn't get through.
Charlie Stross, good man in a pinch,
And Greg Buxton, oh, and Dave Fitch,
And Dave Carpenter all had a go.
Tell me, Steve, are you really that slow?
Deon and Mark, and others too,
Have clues addressed just to you.
If the written word won't get through
Try http://www.catweasel.org/clue